HOCKEY

RULES

 RULES

Probably the best rule in all of hockey is that fighting is allowed in order to rile up the boys if need be so you get to see them go full Dorinda v. Tinsley on Watch What Happens L!ve Housewives Reunion on each other for pure sports entertainment.

POSITIONS

Goalie - Stands in the mini soccer goal wearing more padding than when you got your first period in the girls middle school bathroom