KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
#15 Patrick Mahomes
Current Quarterback
Won 2019-2020 Super Bowl
Super Bowl MVP
Speaks like Kermit the Frog, but he’s cute as hell
Referred to as “Mahomie” by many fans because he is the homie
#10 Tyreek Hill
Current Wide Receiver
Super Bowl Champion
Fastest player in the NFL
Unfortunately choked his pregnant girlfriend in college in a domestic violence incident
#32 Tyrann Mathieu
Current Safety
Super Bowl Champion
Nicknamed the “Honey Badger” for his frosted tips that has become a hairstyle movement (shout out to Justin Timberlake though)
Failed at least 10 drug tests because of his addiction to weed in college at LSU, I guess no one ever offered him their pee…