HOUSTON ASTROS
(Call them the Angelinas to Brad & Jen, because they cheated their way into winning the 2017 World Series and now everyone hates them).
#35 Justin Verlander
Current Pitcher
Eight time MLB All-Star
World Series Champion (sort of)
MLB MVP
Engaged to Kate Upton
#27 José Altuve
Current Second Baseman
Six time MLB All-Star
MLB MVP
Barely a Wold Series Champion
Caught wearing a buzzer attached to his chest to help him hit the ball and cheat so, he’s the cheating ex-boyfriend you should never take back (unless you’re an Astros fan I guess?)
#2 Alex Bregman
Current Third Baseman/Shortstop
Two time MLB All-Star
World Series Champion…
Got a cute little slap on the wrist for cheating and he’s back at it