BROOKLYN NETS
#7 Kevin Durant
Current Power Forward
2007 NBA Draft pick 2nd overall
Two time NBA Champion
NBA MVP
Signed with Roc Nation a.k.a. Jay-Z
#11 Kyrie Irving
Current Point Guard
2011 NBA Draft pick 1st overall
NBA Champion
Flat-earther * eyebrow raise *
#31 Jarrett Allen
Current Center
Ready to dance on Soul Train at any time
Jason Kidd (2001-2008)
Former Point Guard
NBA Champion
Current coach of the Los Angeles Lakers
Has some anger issues
Got a DWI in The Hamptons by crashing into a tree